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Want Demotivational Poster


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before shotgun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the shit CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his ass, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Jehova's Witness' can have a great ass?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an ass that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really fucked with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that shit was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
DAMN RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.

AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!

A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .

TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.

BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day


TAGS: i want now cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Iconoclast - October 2, 2010, 10:08 pm
just looking at that took my blood sugar up 100 points. But I can only give you 5.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
I'm cap'n churro! Settle for nothing less! Ugh.... ghey.
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 9:05 pm
Hey...I only eat them..now
ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 9:02 pm
Figures you'd be an expert on churros.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:52 pm
I get to disneyland at opening because the carts haven't warmed up enough to make anything but doughy churros... and those are my faves!
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:40 pm
Churros FTW!
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 8:35 pm
I love the churros!
jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 8:17 pm
now im hungry thanks! 5 napkins btw
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:06 pm
5L. What's with the rogue slice of cake over there? (pass the pepper, please)

BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang

THE U.S. COAST GUARD - who else will save your dumb ass?

TAGS: an angle you don t want to see too much
Rating: 4.48/5

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MO - March 22, 2010, 1:22 pm
How does that allways happen to me? Swear I posted this without seeing your comments below Phy.....
MO - March 22, 2010, 1:21 pm
5 "whistling shit cans" for you!!
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 3:12 pm
but it would be a fun ride

BUMPER CARS - Who says the fun ever has to stop?

TAGS: i want one
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Airman

PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 9:06 am
Awesome! I want one

WE WANT THE FISH - We asked nice first, but now we are pissed

TAGS: we want the fish
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by devilman421

Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:05 pm
The dolphins were never that aggressive.

I AM HAMSTER - what, do you want a piece of this bitch ?


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.

He/She -

TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


TAGS: who woldnt want to flood her poopdeck with seamen if you catch my drift
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 3:54 pm
full salute to the Captain



TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.

WHEN I WAS A KID, I WANTED A GRIFFIN - I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.

TAGS: i want a mythical creature
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:50 pm
Big Bang Theory, yay!


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So damn good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, damn you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy porn. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.

Otherwise -

TAGS: freeman otherwise shoot this mutha fucka wanted beastly bloun
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Trevor

LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:20 pm
and if you aren't wearing glasses - that would be a crying shame - because then you'd be missing all the good parts of Cubbybear and MustyK's posters!
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:19 pm
Umm, HAHA, is that a stupid way of implying the old "they all look alike" line? All of your previous comments were towards Obama and this clearly is not him...unless you are partially blind and aren't wearing your glasses while looking at Motifake (cont)
HAHA - May 7, 2009, 8:44 pm
Go get some more money from your buddy Hugo.
Justin - January 11, 2009, 1:46 pm
Wanted sucked. Angelina Jolie was the best part about that movie, and Morgan Freeman is boss.
Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 7:15 pm
Who wouldn't love Wanted? Apart from the fact Angelina Jolie was in it... I think they just got him to say this because he hasn't really acted like a black man.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:17 pm
I loved Wanted.

HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.

Beauty Overwhelms Reason -

TAGS: hidden deep inside wants you
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:21 am
Sweeeeeet! 5 goth lions!


TAGS: bored at work want bong
Rating: 4.53/5

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julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
CaptainBaked - April 16, 2011, 11:45 pm
Yeah i'd like to see your idea too bro
rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:07 pm

make it and upload in off topic thread.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 12:58 pm
Grrr...I had a good one for this pic too...I snoozed and losed.

THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 hot petas fo you


TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.

SADNESS OF LIFE - can be easily explained with a diagram

TAGS: life want need
Rating: 3.33/5

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luomocheuscivalagente - August 11, 2011, 5:42 am
so true

WANTED - Wanted for destruction of public and private property REWARD:THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOUR WALLS ARE SAFE


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.

SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...


YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours

CHECK THE FINE PRINT - These Aren't The Virgins Achmed Was Expecting To See After He Blew Himself Up

TAGS: achmed dont want none of these virgins
Rating: 3.87/5

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Imants - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Achmed is in for a rape..

FISH & CHIPS - This Is How It Was Invented

TAGS: do you want fries with that
Rating: 3.81/5

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BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:48 pm
I prefer strawberry instead of the vinegar based myself RSJ
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm
Yeah, but won't the vinegar burn?
bubbalou - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm

POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.

TAGS: october challenge i want this shark wet
Rating: 3.35/5

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1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:09 am
She has a real name ya kno,Famke Janssen
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men

WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?

TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Budog

MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.

BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.


TAGS: i want pancake s
Rating: 2.52/5

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faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 4:22 am
me too bro. me too
barockeva - January 27, 2009, 6:36 pm
Damnit, now I want pancakes!
steven - September 14, 2008, 9:59 pm
God - September 7, 2008, 1:43 am
This poster and the 4chan poster just made my day so much better. LOL.
killa621 - September 7, 2008, 1:24 am
damm this is mad mean

I CUT DOWN TREES - I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory!

TAGS: monty python lumberjack song song funny wanted
Rating: 2.5/5

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Mark - March 2, 2009, 12:31 pm
I do all that too...right after I cave in some tunnels. Tunnel = 1
On Wednesdays - March 2, 2009, 12:21 pm
I go shopping. And have buttered scones for tea.


TAGS: i want you now
Rating: 4.88/5

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Airman - January 12, 2011, 5:30 pm
LOL.. well, so far this week, it's a recipe called 'make your own damn eggs'
MilDoc - January 12, 2011, 4:46 pm
Airman, your wife has a recipe for 30 second eggs?
CANADA - January 12, 2011, 3:23 pm
that would hurt
Peso - January 12, 2011, 10:27 am
Cruel but hilarious. 5Ls
Reality Lord - January 12, 2011, 7:23 am

huge ouchie
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:25 am
Hahahaha! Love it! 5L's


TAGS: who wants a breast chick fakes
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:07 am
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:02 am
Yes Aggy, it's true. Chickens have tits.
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Are those real?
ICEMAN - August 10, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mmmmmmm, beer can chicken with lemon. Omm, nommmm nommmm.


TAGS: horny yes wants sex cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

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voodoo3535 - March 16, 2011, 1:27 am
Damn hipsters and their little dogs too!!! But still 5 doggie punts.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...

ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...

HAN SOLO - Wants hugs. And all of your money.

DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?



WE ALL WANT - to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet, another one.

TAGS: footprint moon want world leave
Rating: 4.67/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 6:18 pm
A 'world may refer to any planet or heavenly body', which includes moons. It says that on Wikipedia so it must be right.
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:13 pm
I will excuse the fact that the Moon is actually not another world this time...


TAGS: do you want some cheese and quackers with that whine
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:07 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:05 am
Scorpion vs Duck....I think I saw that Porno............
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:03 am
LMAO! I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little duck, isn't it?
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:17 pm
Very clever....I stood and cheared.



TAGS: unwanted gift of fruitcake
Rating: 4.12/5

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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol


TAGS: unwanted pregany being responsible
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - June 29, 2011, 6:44 am

it only works once
CarpeConquietus - June 29, 2011, 12:24 am
Hmnmm "Hey Honey...I think i fould a new birth control...Yeah, they say it's 100% effective"

STITCHES - What Snitches get.

TAGS: you dont want to get knife pooped either
Rating: 2.82/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:41 pm
When the feds start to inquire, it's silence we require... or you're dressed in chicken wire.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
Man! Snitches don't get stitches; they end up in ditches, while I roll out in a cab...countin' my riches.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
That'll teach him for doing his civic duty.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
I believe it goes... "Snitches deserve stitches for being punk bitches." :)

EXCUSE ME - Waitress I also ordered the buffalo wings.


TAGS: want ad failure
Rating: 2.46/5

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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm
Apply at the Rein-Carnation Restaurant.


TAGS: where i want to retire cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 5:07 pm
Beautiful thought.


TAGS: admit it you want to meet this dude
Rating: 4.6/5

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BoneCD - May 2, 2010, 10:46 am
Love it!!!! 5 Poodles my man!
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:25 am

I buy, rent, sell construction equipment. Chances are I know this guy....and he is as amsome as this motifake. 5 Tonka Trucks


TAGS: i want to fly too
Rating: 4.48/5

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house - July 5, 2011, 2:01 am
i think this is a quote from Henry Ford isn't it ?
Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:13 am
When I was very young, I used to have dreams of flying just like this. I love the quote too.

VACATION - Where your boss can't call you and there is no alarm.

TAGS: vacation all i ever wanted
Rating: 4.27/5

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deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:17 am
You are very close to correct CANADA, it is the boundary waters in MN very close to Ontario.
CANADA - May 7, 2010, 8:56 pm
hmmm, that sure looks alot like home

OH YEAH... - The Car's for sale too!

TAGS: want ad car girl
Rating: 3.83/5

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boomstick - January 14, 2010, 10:55 pm
LOL I love it.


TAGS: gay guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.

2 MINUTES FOR INSTIGATING - Hey! I'M Gretzky. But you've got no backhand. I'll backhand you.

TAGS: everyone wants to be the greatest
Rating: 3.52/5

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Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 3:31 pm
How did I miss this one?? 5 hat tricks
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
lol i love this space
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Thanks Bone. I think the day shift must have been slacking off. This one is still over three. I guess they'll hit it after the long weekend.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:53 pm
5 The Great Ones, in a back handed sort of way

DUMPSTER BABIES - Think before you act.


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


@#$%! -

TAGS: havent you always wanted that excuse before
Rating: 4.6/5

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GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:31 pm
haha, he said spelunker, 5L
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
You get in trouble because the donkey was consentual.
CpnKangaroo - May 26, 2010, 6:37 pm
when you're trying to alleviate pain and suddenly you have an "attitude problem" and "need counseling" because you also "bit a 3 year old"
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:25 pm

POLICE FILES - MARCH 17 2010 - Downtown Reno

TAGS: mods just want to have fun
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 7:06 pm
LOL! They have no prints.
Derek - March 30, 2010, 6:51 pm
This is how one gets pissed


TAGS: i wanted pie fatality day
Rating: 4.24/5

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LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:07 am
Oh, damn... Five... uh... somethings...

THE CAT - Sometimes has a point!


TAGS: need want yin yang symbol
Rating: 4.08/5

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440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:04 pm
This is 2 EZ, the ying yang a hot but crazy bitch a homely but charming gir, who meets the boys, parents, and who do you have kids with.


TAGS: who doesnt want to see it get eaten
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 7:06 pm
Perfect line for the pic.
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 7:04 pm
I think this is amsome MrRandom.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:41 pm
I was 2nd guessing posting it, its a bit close to your ice one.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 6:40 pm

SUMMER TEETH - Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone.

TAGS: only floss the ones you want to keep
Rating: 3.64/5

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R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:14 pm
Whatever! I'm putting those Scorpion traps back in the breakroom!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:10 pm
He didn't, really. He just encouraged me a very little.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:09 pm
Ah ha!! He said he had nothing to do with it! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:05 pm
And don't forget GS told me it was a good idea when I asked him... Get angry at him! ;)
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:03 pm
I know, no harm done, it was the BEST April fools joke I've have played on me for years! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
I'm sorry... kinda. LoL It WAS April Fool's Day. And by the time you managed to make another account to PM me, I'd already unbanned you! See? No harm done. :P
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
I was sweating bullets and freaking out!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
That was... an exceptionally funny day. :D
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
I still don't know what the big deal was, I mean I hacked the server sure, and maybe dropped in a virus or 2, and maybe stole account information, but banning me for it? Sheesh! Take a joke! ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
Heh heh... Teach you to conspire against motifake.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
That wasn't from the ban hammer Jake, maybe a "hammer" but certainly not the ban hammer.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:51 pm
She will too! I still have the scar!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm
I'll ban whatever I want! *stomps*
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:49 pm
No crying, you didn't make it and you are a mod. Chin up....*looks around* don't ban me please.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
Oh, hey, thanks! I mean, I KNEW I was retarded, but you didn't have to rub it in. :( LoL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
O well now that just makes this one pretty retarded. I see no funny.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:26 pm
(I will sometimes answer my phone, "Brandle summer home; summer home, summer not!")
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:25 pm
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I dont get this? Anyone?


TAGS: i want my baby backs
Rating: 3.63/5

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ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:45 pm
Hallelujah. Praise the Lord & pass the sauce. 5 baby backs

TIME - Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.

TAGS: time use want most worst
Rating: 3.6/5

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Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 8:34 am
Epic Potential Man... If only you had used a better pic..

REALIZATION - When your workmate asks you if you want to eat out, she doesn't actually mean her


TAGS: work hard enough and you can be a screw up at anything you want
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:00 am
Is that YOU under the tree, MrRandom? If it is, you suck at hide 'n seek. Just sayin'.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
And I am living proof


TAGS: inquiring minds want to know
Rating: 3.1/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 11:03 am
United states of Tara. i love that show....5

I DON'T WANT NO FISH - Make me sammich bitch !

ADVERTISING - Hmmm the same has been said about Halle Berry and I would definitely tap that!

TAGS: hey aggy want a sip
Rating: 3/5

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BriaHere - August 4, 2009, 12:30 pm
jalford, enough. Other aliases used: jalford, weslake, rgler, dons, hellos, rew, smdc, slive, ooooooooooom
smdc - August 4, 2009, 8:19 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
LogicDude - August 1, 2009, 9:28 pm
This could be worth dusting off the old passport for! Watch out TSA! I'm smugglin' back a case!!!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
Bria, it'll be the same beer you hate that'll make your wit (or lack thereof) tolerable to a suitor.
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 3:15 pm
Grow a dick! you no-talent timmy!
weslake - August 1, 2009, 10:55 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
CANADA - July 21, 2009, 11:10 am
NO! BriaHere, u fail!!
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 8:05 am
Guinness tastes terrible, then again so does all beer.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:14 pm
Only the Mennonites... Vegas is a lost cause.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:13 pm
And hand out those little escort service handbills to tourists that stagger by!
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:12 pm
WHAT! The Mexicans left Vegas? Who will clean the rooms?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:11 pm
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:11 pm
Come on now, you haven't lived until you've heard some Mennonites with their 'Lancaster County' accents saying, "Come on Josiah, Roll them bones!"
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:10 pm
This may surprise you, but they're scarce here in Vegas.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:08 pm
Seriously in the town i just moved away from there is a large German Mennonite population and a high Mexican Mennonite population. All the girls wore skirts all the time it was like going back to the 50's (w/o a delorean)
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
Hey, here in Pennsylvania, those shifty Mennonites are good for what happens BEHIND the barns that those lofty Amish raise!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
The rest of us call it inbreeding.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:05 pm
They do if they're Mexican Mennonites! (Thats a real thing btw)
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:04 pm
Then again, after WWII, they're a bit butt-hurt about the turn italians took on them.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thanks, TTH... german girls usually don't like mexicans, eh?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thanks Buzz... cheers!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Touche, TTH.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:02 pm
Well as long as there was a silver lining... Cheers!
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like its hard to get a German girl in the sack? Unless they're Mennonite.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:59 pm
I loved the strength and taste, but the flavor wasn't... as you put it... burnt enough. Decidedly lighter. Not a fan, but it got a german girl in the sack so, not a total loss.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 9:57 pm
I thought that was a fake at first, then maybe it's real. Pass, as in you didn't like it?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:53 pm
That reminds me... Guinness Red isn't available in the US at this point. I had to bribe a German friend to locate some and bring it when she was here on business. It's lighter than Guinness, but being served only in select euro locales, it's strong. Pass.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 11:53 pm
Hmmmmm... gonna have to look into it. However, I'm a bit attached to Guinness as god first made it. Guinness 250 was an awful bastardization of Guinness. I'll get back to you when I try it. But if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 4:06 pm
Hey can anybody else see this poster?
MO. - July 4, 2009, 4:06 pm
I gave 'er a 5 as well, but am going to wait on further ruling from our resident expert....
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:03 pm
Nope I still can't see it. But I gave it a 5 anyways, I'm just gonna assume it's a sweeping retrospective on the state of the worlds economy. Or It's just a rude joke about Guinness. Either way....
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 3:33 pm
is that better moooooooo?

CUTE PUPPIES - How much is that doggie in the window? About $3.65 a pound. Bon appétit


TAGS: want to be my fishing hole
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:46 am
...then pulling it out and having to de-scale and clean it. Oh yeah.



TAGS: i just want cake cubby
Rating: 5/5

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Aelo Telstar - January 28, 2011, 11:32 am
Cubbybear - October 25, 2010, 10:45 am
I love cake too...just so everybody knows, I am quite large...LOL!
rerun - October 25, 2010, 6:39 am

just so everybody knows, I had no intention of rejecting this........ummmm, cake
Neener - October 24, 2010, 10:59 pm
I had one once
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 10:55 pm
Neener - October 24, 2010, 10:53 pm
Sure is quiet tonight
Cubbybear - October 24, 2010, 9:08 pm
Seems no one's making posters today. Thanks Rerun
rerun - October 24, 2010, 8:56 pm

cake, not calk
rerun - October 24, 2010, 8:56 pm

I was going to reject this on gen......chocolate calk with mini Hershey bars


SORRY KIDS - Looks like we have something in common, I never got to see my dad either ...

TAGS: god wants full custody weekend
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:18 am
Hear, Hear .
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:54 pm

But he is always with us everywhere we go


TAGS: i want his job cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

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Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 3:51 pm
another one of Kim Jong il's dirty North Korean tricks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 3:48 am
Those Asian Boobies are a lie! 5 Lians.


TAGS: phydeaux roast i don t want to know where you plugged that cord in
Rating: 4.75/5

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Chef - June 9, 2010, 5:46 pm
Oh... I heard it was the pink Piccolo! 5 flesh tone Ls


TAGS: i want one cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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GySgt1811 - September 15, 2010, 1:03 pm
Join a Highland Regiment, Laddie. A kilt is the perfect garment for fornication and diarrhea.
hootizz - September 15, 2010, 8:08 am
Thats a pretty line up of sporran's ye have there...
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 3:03 am
Tanks a lot to ya
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 1:38 am
Feev leeins

MARK - is hilarious.

TAGS: where is this taco bell located i want to know
Rating: 4.64/5

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Jericho - March 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
God This Commercial Is Dumb, But Hey That's TV.


TAGS: ive got friends down here no we don t want mini pizzas and put some damn pants on pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:53 am
I can just imagine.
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 3:10 am
Took a second, but when the funny hit, it hit hard. =)
Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:14 pm
the more i think about it, the more i laugh

I MAY HAVE A LITTLE OCD... BUT - I hope you will notice my exact spelling, precise syntax and sterling use of proper grammar. Also, I have abstained from the use of slang.


TAGS: i didn t want to know
Rating: 4.5/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 29, 2011, 2:51 am
You're a 5ick man, Bull. Po5t more plea5e!


TAGS: every now and again you just got to brake something to get what you want
Rating: 4.38/5

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DillyRat - February 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
Faceplant31 - February 12, 2010, 5:09 pm
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 5:03 pm

GREYBEARDS - Excuse me, its time to fulfill your contract.

TAGS: no he does not want her sole
Rating: 4.38/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:08 am
Oh I don't know Admiral, sole is a type of fish
AdmiralAckbar - August 12, 2010, 7:18 pm
oops I meant soul in the tag

PHOTOBOMBERS - Time to time there is one that you want to show up in your pictures

TAGS: photobomber kind want all
Rating: 4.37/5

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almarpa - December 20, 2012, 5:16 pm
It seems that both have an oral fixation!
bigsouthfork - November 28, 2012, 10:39 pm
Which one would you chose? The top heavy lass, or the one with an oral fixation? Important question gents.